Greil Marcus, Where Do I Fit in This Wild, Weird American Culture?
Rebecca and Arielle from New York
Sofia Vergara, You are So Beautiful and Wonderful
Julie Bowen, How's It Goin'?
A Song About Avery
Sarah Hyland is so Cute and Great!
Bradley Cooper is a Very Nice Person
I Can't Get Enough of Julianne Hough
Kendra Wilkinson
Carly Foulkes, I'll Buy Any Phone You Want, Because You're Pretty
(Stupid People Think) Bill Hicks Was Smart and Insightful
Miles Davis, What a Genius Man!
Daniela Ruah is So Pretty
Stacey Dash, I Like You a Lot!
Angus T. Jones, You are a Full Man
Jean-Claude Van Damme is the Greatest Man
Chris Hemsworth, Women Love You So Much
Jim Caviezel is Great
A Song About Patty Hearst
Michelle Trachtenberg, What's It Like to Be So Pretty
Mary Elizabeth Winstead, You're a Scream Queen Lady
A Great Song About Aubrey
Martin, Eya & Alicia
Ryan Reynolds, You Are the Best Man That Ever Lived
Betsy Russell, You Are a Fine Actress Lady
A Song About Dick Clark, The Great Fine New Year's Man!
Alicia Silverstone is So Nice
Adrian is Awesome (And So am I)
Anna Faris, You Are So Nice
A Song About Danielle (her friends call her Dani)
The Kayla Song
A Song About Kayla's Sister, Jenn
Shelby from Minnesota
Brea Grant is a Spectacular Woman! I Like Her a Lot!
Matt Groening is a Super Great Genius Man
A Song About Wesley Willis
A Song About Bennet
Brooke from Wyoming
A Song About Arlo J. Wiley and Paul Smith
Christina Ricci, You Are So Great!
A Song About Goldie Hawn
Leelee Sobieski is Lovely
Kellie Pickler, I Like You a Lot
Jennie Garth is So Darn Great
Phoebe Cates, You Look So Great in a Bathing Suit
Oh, Oh, Sandra Oh!
Good Ol' Rene Descartes! What a Smart Guy!
A Song About Voltaire, The Genius Philosophy Man
Vasco Da Gama Was a Big Jerk, I Think
Marie Curie is So Pretty as Can Be